Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?